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February 7, 2012 5 notes

How to Piss Off a Dane (in 6 easy steps!)

They speak English. You know they speak English. They know you know they speak English. So attempting to order your latte in Danish is perceived by your impossibly chic barista as an unnecessary awkwardness that can easily be avoided.

Everything on this list is so dead on and if you bother to click through and read it, you might be surprised that I lived and eventually fell in love with living there despite number four.

(Source: annatravels)

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Apart from nr. 5, this is so true!
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