1. The most giant pizza everrrrr.
2. Victor Cruz salsaing.
3. David Beckham.
4. I really need someone to explain to me this whole taking a knee when receiving a punt sometimes vs catching it and running back downfield as fast as possible. I genuinely never understand how this works.
5. I absolutely loved everything about the styling of Madonna’s halftime performance. Especially Cee-lo. Fuck M.I.A. for thinking flipping off a camera during halftime is edgy. Bitch, you’re a mother. Knock it off.
6. 57 seconds is a lifetime in football.
7. OH MY GOD WHY ARE ALL THESE OLD WHITE MEN TALKING. GET TO THE VOICE. GET TO THE VOICEEEEE.
8. THIS IS THE VOICE.
9. I can’t believe that I loved a JCPenney commercial. Literally can not believe. But how am I supposed to hate on a child rapper in an Abe Lincoln costume? I can not. Plus they made a Spanish version. Amazing.
