Now I’d assume that if anyone’s calling the shots in that band, it’s Gavin Rossdale. And unless things with him and Gwen are on the rocks (GASP!) why in the world would he stoop as low as rock band touring goes and open for one of the most low brow bands that ever happened to the millennial decade?
Whatever amount of money he’ll bring to the table after doing that run of dates can’t possibly be worth it when you compare it to the mental anguish of knowing that you’re the opening band for Nickelback. Can it?
And I mean, let’s be honest: the Stefani-Rossdale family can not possibly be hurting for money.
I am experiencing high levels of massive second hand embarrassment right now for you, Mister Rossdale. And I hope that things are ok with you and your super rad wife. High school me would be totally upset if they weren’t.
This is an obligatory link to the same song with less clothing and more blonde highlights.
EDIT: Groan. I googled just in case my (GASP!) theory is true and came across the fact that Gavin is on twitter. His most recent tweet is evidence that he’s on a first name basis with Chris Daughtry. Cringe. Redeeming facts? He spends more of his time writing back to people who @reply him and he’s an Arsenal fan.
SUCH A MIXED BAG.
