December 2011
Touché.
Jon: Don't forget: you owe me.
Me: What? What do I owe you for?
Jon: Five bucks in gas.
Me: Gross. You know you sound just like Dad.
Jon: And you sound just like Mom.
blind dates are for adorable people. →
bitchesgottaeat:
dear friends, i know you love me and want to see me happy. but please stop sending every castoff scumbag you’ve ever shared a train with my way. please and thank you. love, sam.
This is definitely the best thing I’ve read today and probably will all week.
“In real life it shouldn’t matter if your bra has four hooks.”
LOL
Just found myself creating a mental pro / con list...
(Donate took the square.)
"I just knew she was the one."
Tonight I was lucky enough to sit at a dinner table and hear the story of how my uncle fell in love with my aunt thirty six years ago.
Hours later and I’m still entirely cute’d out and genuinely honored to be reminded that despite so much evidence to the contrary, true love exists.
Merry Christmas indeed.
Nothing says Christmas like driving with one of...
My new best friend, Dani Carril, was catching... →
The only thing that’s better than a monogrammed trashbag Real Madrid vest is a Catalan supporting abuela being pissed that it’s in her presence.
It’s in the details.
"You'll get your Spanish very soon." #basquito
Me: I love that I apologize for my Spanish and you apologize for your English. Except your English is basically perfect.
Hermanito: Nice joke Jessssssss
Me: Well thanks for humoring me. I try and only speak Spanish to you as personal practice.
Hermanito: Keep doing that, Jess. You'll get your Spanish very soon.
Patti LaBelle just Hey Girl'd Padma on Top Chef...
Fierce is an understatement.
