January 2011
ATTENTION: THIS IS NOT A POST ABOUT FOOTBALL
JV tells me that Leonardo DiCaprio was spotted in an LA club this weekend smoking a cigar and dancing to “Whip My Hair.”
I didn’t think that was an option and I am so totally glad it is.
Well, isn't that just...dark irony?
newbornpony:
first LFC premier league goal at his Anfield debut vs Chelsea.
@questlove was a fantastic celebrity dj last night
and yes, i define fantastic by managing to spin justin timberlake, beenie man, terror fabulous, skee-lo, and sean paul in the same thirty minutes at smartbar.
percentages, per emilie
percent of girls taking cabs home at 6 am outside of bars that are intoxicated: 150%
percent of girls taking cabs home at 6 am outside of bars that want to sleep with their cab drivers: -150%
so.why.do.they.always.try?
GOOD magazine's 2010 "Work Issue" →
Just a few tidbits of things I learned in this fantastic quarterly mag (click on the link above to read the whole thing online, which I strongly suggest):
-Full time Netflix employees have unlimited vacation time.
-Trader Joe’s automatically deposits 15.4% of an employee’s salary into a 401K for them, regardless of the rate of contribution chosen by the employee.
-Wieden + Kennedy...
anything that involves pie charts to discuss the... →
“At my second ULTA. Some lady who bought the last 4 bottles is standing at ths...”
– Emilie, on the trials and tribulations of finding the new OPI Shatter topcoat @ Ulta this week.
some more historical people i'd like to see...
-johnny appleseed after he finished planting a bomb ass row of trees
-boston colonists after they threw a giant tea party
-the drunks who got prohibition overruled
-the wright brothers after their first plane flew
-neil armstrong, ON THE MOON
-forrest gump, pretty much whenever he wants
oh look, ryan gosling is ruining my ability to... →
“Sorry I’m late. I had to change from my casual office slippers into my...”
and another thing
stop acting like the new larger than a large size at starbucks is shocking. have you ever been to a 7-11? it’s called a double gulp and it’s twice the size of whatever stupid name starbucks invented this time around. the internet even says there’s something called a team gulp that’s double a double gulp. in the world of cold beverage cup sizes, 31 ounces ain’t shit....
i googled "define perfection." this was the first... →
“The quality of food and the quality of service is intended to be on line with...”
– My friends Robert, Pierre and Leon — the guys behind stellar Nola eateries like Patois, Sylvain and Capdeville — are opening a new restaurant, Ste. Marie. The menu is of the same high quality of the aforementioned joints, the walls are decorated with hand-drawn sketches of old city street maps done...
instead of using chingy's "right thurr" as the...
i mean this game was over before it even started, but fuck every chance they had to ruin this show, they took it and ran with it.
worst.shit.ever.
because i am a grown up, i am not going to use my...
(wanker.)
jesse eisenberg and andrew garfield are talented &...
because they aren’t.
DAMN.
you know that moment
where you’re trying to refind something you saw online and you can see the website in your mind, but just can’t piece together the right words in google to get you back there?
i just spent fifteen minutes searching for the NYT: One in 8 Million website that launched in 2009 and let out a YES at my desk when i finally found my way there.
note to self: the correct google search phrase...
TeuxDeux →
david:
I’ve been using TeuxDeux as my calendar and task list for the last couple months. I can’t recommend it enough.
i can’t believe i knew about something really cool on the internet for a SIGNIFICANTLY LONG TIME before david karp. not to be an asshole or anything but i feel slightly triumphant.
“Beckham’s dick is like quantum mechanics to me. Theoretically, I get it,...”
– Actualmente Allison.
Hey Liverpool,
If I don’t get up to my alarm in 2.5 hours to catch the derby, blame gin.
My apologies,
Saturday Night JCohn.
PS I set the DVR.
PPS I love you like in a song. #iamsamreferencesonlymymomwouldget
Debbie Deb - Lookout Weekend
Twitter is all a...
i got boxed out of my nwilliams hang sesh tonight
because some white boy wanted to validate his hip hop credibility by “droppin a preach” on the only black guy in our immediate vicinity, aka my friend nick. boy literally shoved me outta the way to bend nick’s ear about gibbs’ striking resemblance to tupac and body blocked me from participating in the conversation.
i don’t think this is what mlk meant by “i...
