January 2011
December 2010
tonight i came home from work and
threw on my favorite pair of giant grey sweatpants and tall slipper boots, poured a glass of cheap champagne and planned out the makings of a smoking fort under a dining room table in the back room of my apartment over gchat with torrey.
i think this is my version of peter pan’ing the fall of my 20s. and i wouldn’t have it any other fucking way.
Watchazizisbored:
Enrique Iglesias - Tonight I’m Fucking You
This is how I imagine Enrique emailing his director the idea for this incredible video:
Ok, so the song is called ‘Tonight I’m Fucking You’ so I thought in the video I could just be fucking a lot. What I’m thinking is, the video starts and I’m in a nightclub… I see this really hot girl and right before I sing the chorus where I go...
I'm watching Freaks & Geeks on IFC and just saw a... →
America is so weird sometimes.
Ain't got no dope, all I got's my 40.
Mags: In my Dirty Spanish Book: ¿Donde aprendiste a descorchar botellas asi?
Me: Wow, what the fuck verb is descorchar?
Mags: I'd like to ask José that
Me: "Oh man. Does it mean "Where can I learn to pop bottles?" ha ha
Mags: "Where'd you learn to open bottles like that?"
Me: ha ha I AM SO GOOD AT SPANISH
Mags: hahaha amaything
Me: I think you meant jajajaja
Jason Mraz & Tristan Prettyman - All I Want...
Two Truths and a Lie
1. On the way home from Gman, I went grocery shopping with Tina & Tarina at 2 in the morning to buy butter so that I could make cookies from scratch tomorrow morning for bartender Bob at Cardinal Liquors for Vange and I’s afternoon visit. My cashier had a grill.
2. I washed a large portion of the front left of my hair in a bar sink tonight after spilling bbq sauce on it.
3. I really...
woke up on my first day of staycation and...
natural life soundtracking is the best.
10 do's and don'ts for wearing metallic and... →
oh you know, just DOin me…
via sarazucker
just wanting to be really excited about the rest...
i actually sat down tonight and went through what the rest of my 2010 looks like commitment wise. as i went through day by day i realized how absolutely amazing it all is and how pumped i am to send this questionable year out with some style and ridiculousness.
12.16 - Office Holiday Potluck / Afternoon @ the Aquarium with Actualmente Allison / Belated Birthday Dinner with Girl Crew @ Los...
Ask Men's Top 10 Skills that Impress Women →
jessicachu:
Conversation
Style and grooming
Bedroom skills
Handyman skills
Athletics
Cooking
Dancing
Fixing a car
Playing an instrument
Speaking other languages
I surprisingly agree with everything… especially the fixing things part. However, I do think they left out “knowing how to manage finances”.
Sorta cheating with this last one…and definitely debating switching 2 and 3....
“you’re just too…
too…
creative.”
– IT Manager, Jerry, to me this afternoon at work.
I Work Down The Hall From R. Kelly →
jacob:
A rather promising-looking Tumblr:
R. Kelly is moving into the recording studio down the hall from my office. I will be documenting the exhilarating journey here.
I love when the internet makes me stop and say aloud “God, I love the internet.”
DJ Team - Stereo Love
Uploading this because I...
“too many urkels on ya team, that’s why ya wins low”
– don’t make me pull the toys out…
Gaelic Storm - An Irish Party In Third Class
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Ryan Gosling Addresses A Certain Internet Meme |... →
bbook:
timeoutnewyork:
fuckyeahryangosling:
LOL!
Basically this is the most amazing thing that has ever happened.
Cutest human.
I’d just like to note that you need to watch this all the way to the end.
HASHTAG YOU KNOW HOW I DO.
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things i love about europe (when i'm not in...
their permanently occurring public transportation strikes that cause every day to be an SAT math problem about two trains leaving stations and needing to arrive at station c at the square root of 64.
oh, españa.
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thanks to facebook, today i realized that both of...
Happy Hannukah.
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“i’m only hearin negatives”
– no, no, no.