January 2010
December 2009
Watchso i showed my grandpa the WHORES card he sent me and here’s his reaction.
euna:
Shiny Toy Guns vs. Lady Gaga
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Destiny’s Child - 8 Days of Christmas
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“It was house music, we were battling on the dance floor.”
– House music is a get out of jail free card. (via deleteyourself)
on HR, in sadness (again)
HR: The CEO would like to have the phone numbers of all staff members. Can you send me your number?
me: (sends work phone)
HR: Thanks, but can I have your personal cell too?
me: (sends cell) Please note on my account that I do not wish to receive any calls unless they are regarding a significant raise.
HR: Man, would love to say that is coming soon! You never know though!
me: (rolls eyes at desk)
Dear Professional World:
I don't know why I have to keep telling you this: exclamation points in work emails are SO PASSE. One per message, please. And sometimes none at all.
Best,
J
Robin Thicke ft Nicki Minaj - Shakin’ It 4...
not all concerts are cool
tonight the gift shop features unattractive gentlemen in dungeons and dragons shirts whipping out their pocket flash drives and comparing which is smaller.
i shit you not.
Watchheadunderwater:
Short Film - Levi’s “Go Forth”
“We went on a road trip for 30 days to 30 cities filming stories of people around America. This film is a compilation and summation of that journey.”
Profound, compelling and heartfelt short film.
Produced by duckduckcollective.com
“one of the key things for me is that i like making things. i just like making.”
when sales meetings get "personal"
elitist asshole wanna be hipster but really is just napoleonic and balding sales rep: well if we want to reach the "young people" we'll have to talk about jLO and twitter
me: uhh excuse me, but young people care about more things than jLO and twitter
office gay: and yeah, jLO is SO two years ago
office jim halpert wannabe: exactly. they care about T.I.
weather.com actually says this for tmrw:
Winds could occasionally gust over 50 mph.
HOW IS THIS AN OPTION, AEOLUS?!
WatchYoung Money - Bedrock
This song is pretty uninspiring but accurately highlights Nicki Minaj’s badassness, Drake’s underwhelming stunting, and Tyga’s scrawny body’s need for shirts to cover it. Kinda wish that this joint was hotter and took Nicki’s cue and “went there.”
Not impressed, Young Money. Re-do?
“SQUINTY LASAGNA BITCH.”
– oh no they didn’t, on taylor swift.
listening to sales people talk can induce...
GMH →
givesmehope:
I work at a hair salon, and every Saturday this man brings his wife in to get her hair washed and blow dried. She had a stroke and cannot walk or talk, he also puts her lipstick and blush on for her every morning, they have been together for over 50 years. Their love GMH
