February 2012
74 posts
Dad's reposting tumblresque images about...
M G E F: AS: Mourinho Planning for Pre-Season →
megustaelfutbol:
Back to work. According to AS, Mourinho has already set player return dates for this summer. Those who are not participating in the Euro 2012 Championship will report to Valdebebas on July 16. The rest will come back depending on the stages of their elimination: July 23, 26, 28, 30.
Friendlies. Real Madrid will return to Los Angeles to take part in three friendlies for one leg...
istealforksfromrestaurants replied to your photo: My Weekend in Cincinnati Agenda: -Decide on…
Girl, how do you not know about Cincinnati chili? Have I failed you somehow in the fine art of ordering food at the rock barn?
Clearly you have. I would like a full report on my desk by noon tomorrow.
And by report I mean gchat conversation.
And by noon I mean anytime in the near future that is...
The guy in ahead of me at the Dollar $tore was a...
He opened up with a joke about how he wasn’t going to steal my items if I put them down on the belt without a separator and followed it up with something about Almond Joys.
I responded politely but not particularly engagingly.
He understood the politeness half. Not the unengaged half.
So he went on to talk about how three of the five cards he was buying were funeral cards. Asked me why...
Every member of my family except my Dad is now on...
My littler* brother’s bioline reads: “#CrestLife til the next life”
I love that he’s repping some serious #708 pride.
Love.
*I have two younger brothers and I never know how to linguistically differentiate them. I guess I could call him the youngest but that sort of implies that I have more than two. Younger could mean either one of them. WORDS ARE SO COMPLICATED. I...
How to Piss Off a Dane (in 6 easy steps!) →
They speak English. You know they speak English. They know you know they speak English. So attempting to order your latte in Danish is perceived by your impossibly chic barista as an unnecessary awkwardness that can easily be avoided.
Everything on this list is so dead on and if you bother to click through and read it, you might be surprised that I lived and eventually fell in love with living...
Tonight I sang the words, "I love you, Jesus...
There’s a first and last time for everything, folks.
my million dollar idea of the day:
inspirera:
Basque in the Bedroom: A Phrasebook.
I am so honored that this was just tagged: #jessica.
So honored.
PS I have $23 dollars in my wallet right now. You can have all of that as start up capital for this literary venture.
It took less than one minute since mgmt sent an...
I will refrain from actual commentary because I am chic and elegant and in control.
I will refrain from actual commentary because I am chic and elegant and in control.
I will refrain from actual commentary because I am chic and elegant and in control.
So I'm on PETA's official mailing list at work...
I mean I don’t hate HATE PETA because I mean how can you be a person with a heart and hate people who theoretically are around to hang out with adorable animals and make sure they’re OK and stuff? I just have no use for their raging agendas against meat and fine leather goods as I thoroughly enjoy both. I realize the last two sentences are relatively contradictory and I am fine with...
“Get a tarp and a large thing of lube. Put your tv in your room and find some...”
– Brendan Kelly’s Valentine’s Day suggestions from 2011, which are perfectly in line with my Roman Emperor Lifestyle. (via istealforksfromrestaurants)
I am pretty sure that this is EXACTLY what those ???’s were about in my previous post.
The Super Bowl.
1. The most giant pizza everrrrr.
2. Victor Cruz salsaing.
3. David Beckham.
4. I really need someone to explain to me this whole taking a knee when receiving a punt sometimes vs catching it and running back downfield as fast as possible. I genuinely never understand how this works.
5. I absolutely loved everything about the styling of Madonna’s halftime performance. Especially Cee-lo....
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