January 2012
106 posts
Fuck it. I'm ordering that iPhone case AND some...
1 tag
Minä täällä hei: Barcelona vs. Real Madrid: La... →
umakoo:
(written by a cule, btw)
Breathtaking. Marvelous. Amazing. Edge-of-the-seat stuff.
These adjectives are perfect descriptions of one of the best clashes between Barcelona and Real Madrid in recent history. While previous Clasicos have been marred by cynical play from both teams, tonight’s…
Mis soldados lucharon como heroes del empiezo hasta el final del Gran Duel. Orgullo.
I could listen to Eric Ripert talk for hours.
Top Chef swoon.
Just reading through Early Warnings right now and...
Now I’d assume that if anyone’s calling the shots in that band, it’s Gavin Rossdale. And unless things with him and Gwen are on the rocks (GASP!) why in the world would he stoop as low as rock band touring goes and open for one of the most low brow bands that ever happened to the millennial decade?
Whatever amount of money he’ll bring to the table after doing that run of...
There are internet rumors* that the Spice Girls... →
SpiceWorld, welcome to my queue. I’ll be seeing you soon.
*rumours
Hi, My Name is Kia.: Anyone reading this work in... →
kiamatthews:
It still feels ridiculous to say “work in Social Media” but here we are in 2012 and it’s a thing. Did you know that there are some social media monitoring tools that cost $10,000 a month ?! Yes I said TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS. Do you know how many $5 Taco Bell Boxes that could buy?
Anyway - I’m on…
Reblogged as a reminder to ask Bader and for personal inquisitiveness.
I don't know how to say this any other way other...
I can’t believe I just had to look my boss in the face and tell her “Someone shit on the seat.” I have never had that hard of a ten year old boy laughing fit in my life.
So ladies and gentlemen, I work with a seat shitting bitch. I have never had a moment of more personal and professional shame in this building that this very moment and I’ve lived through bankruptcy,...
Ryan Phillippe is on Twitter now.
It is only a matter of time until I’m drunk at Penn Station after another Bulgarian night out and cc’ing him on tweets about blue shirts and escalators.
I am way too weird crazy self aware.
As predicted: BITCHES BE TAGGIN.
Sometimes you just don’t want digital records of shit.
I mean… right?
#UNTAG
Eating Lean Cuisine ravioli at my desk makes me...
Filed under: Mondays; case of the
“Any time a player gets whistled, or like tonight, the coach, they’re whistling...”
– Iker Casillas [x]
(via luhreyah)
May 13a. Si celebrais temprano, voy a llorar.
Sí, llorar.
Recuerda, me prometió. Hasta el Mayo… ;D
J en direct.
Do you have any idea how complicated it is to...
The answer is impossible.
Maybe see thruish dress was fine at the bar until...
Bitches best not be tagging shit.
Netflix has suggested some low budget rom com...
I hate that Netflix is always right.
Dear Jewel Osco Self-Checkout Manager at the State...
I like you for doubling the number of WISH BIG WIN BIG vouchers that you wanted to give me this morning from the 6 I earned to 12.
But I LOVE you for picking up a stack of them, starting to count to 12, getting tired of counting and then just handing me the entire stack telling me to “have a good time.”
I will. I so will.
So it turns out that I have a Chicago...
At dinner tonight, a lively gentleman approached my table, called me a bitch for snubbing him at the front of the bar and proceeded to speak for probably a full 30 seconds before leaning in for an enthusiastic hug greeting. He sort of looked like a bartender from Boystown but it could kinda go either way. Though I’ll be honest, I don’t even know that bartender’s name and we are...
The First Battle of the Internet War
wickedclothes:
In response to the United States Department of Justice shutting down the popular MEGAUPLOAD website, hacktivist group Anonymous has shut down the Department of Justice website.
I think Anonymous won the hearts of millions today.
I see what you did there…
M83 - I Guess I’m Floating
“I went to Northwestern because I had gone to a really nontraditional high...”
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my specialness is not appreciated in this place.
MY SPECIALNESS IS NOT APPRECIATED IN THIS PLACE
(zooey on her experience at Northwestern via)
i just want to know - where did zooey live while on campus?
(via futt)
Duh, JONES.
PS Forever LOLz that I chose NU over WashU because I saw...
Lunch walk realization: Life's too short to own...
Filed under: Mayspiration.
