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I'm Jessica. I want to be chic and elegant and in control, but I'm pretty sure that I am none of these things.
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"You only get one 19 year old friend. Don’t waste it on an American."
Laid-back Fassbender demonstrates that the best way to get over being snubbed by the Oscars is to unbutton your collar and remember how you have a huge dick and everyone in America knows it. Brought to you by The Week in Style.
Seeing Shame again tonight. Simply to ogle at McQueen’s brilliant directing and Carey Mulligan’s hair. Nothing else.
Oh internet. You’re making me smile again.
This Sundance film is absolutely terrible but at least Ernesto Alterio can get it.
PS I’m a little creeped out that Netflix knew that I’d sit through something this bad because it’s Spanish and one of the lead actors is super guapo.
New Newflix Low.
If that lame caricature of Biggie Smalls wasn’t on there, I would shell out $35 for this in an instant. But now that I know something so close to great exists out there that can cover my phone, I am curious what other kind of translated and typographinated hip hop lyric art exists out there that needs to be in my possession.
Probably lots.
Felicidades Mister!
I should have known that the internet would out do itself and take a perfectly perfect photo and turn it into a gif of incalculable appeal. So sorry, but I lied. This is definitely the the most important thing on the internet today.
Importantísima.
Office Lincoln is #allin for Valentine’s Day. (Taken with instagram)
(written by a cule, btw)
Breathtaking. Marvelous. Amazing. Edge-of-the-seat stuff.
These adjectives are perfect descriptions of one of the best clashes between Barcelona and Real Madrid in recent history. While previous Clasicos have been marred by cynical play from both teams, tonight’s…
Mis soldados lucharon como heroes del empiezo hasta el final del Gran Duel.
Orgullo.
I love a good iPhone Google History. These most recent four are terrifyingly self defining.
I can’t decide if my face should smile or squint at this sideways.
(via wenevergrewup)
Just reading through Early Warnings right now and noticed that Bush is opening up for Nickelback.
Now I’d assume that if anyone’s calling the shots in that band, it’s Gavin Rossdale. And unless things with him and Gwen are on the rocks (GASP!) why in the world would he stoop as low as rock band touring goes and open for one of the most low brow bands that ever happened to the millennial decade?
Whatever amount of money he’ll bring to the table after doing that run of dates can’t possibly be worth it when you compare it to the mental anguish of knowing that you’re the opening band for Nickelback. Can it?
And I mean, let’s be honest: the Stefani-Rossdale family can not possibly be hurting for money.
I am experiencing high levels of massive second hand embarrassment right now for you, Mister Rossdale. And I hope that things are ok with you and your super rad wife. High school me would be totally upset if they weren’t.
This is an obligatory link to the same song with less clothing and more blonde highlights.
EDIT: Groan. I googled just in case my (GASP!) theory is true and came across the fact that Gavin is on twitter. His most recent tweet is evidence that he’s on a first name basis with Chris Daughtry. Cringe. Redeeming facts? He spends more of his time writing back to people who @reply him and he’s an Arsenal fan.
SUCH A MIXED BAG.
SpiceWorld, welcome to my queue. I’ll be seeing you soon.
*rumours
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